A Rare Gem!

OMG – this has me in tears – I cannot stop laughing!!!

I have been surfing a little. I have a full weekend to myself – not an oft occurrence, but one that I am very very happy about.. I get to stay up late, not have to watch or hide what I am doing on-line – and best of all – I get to sit watching TV or reading a book wearing solely the most comfortable thing I possess… my skin. God help me if anyone were to call at my house late on… hmm. Not exactly the most appropriate thing to answer the door in, in a surburban neighbourhood eh? hahaha!

Anyhoo… Dropped on this website purely by accident about an hour ago and it has me rolling around the floor in fits of laughter!

Stroke’s Page of Rare and Largely Unknown Gorean Quotes

Here’s a few quotes for you from it…

Sheer Class… and complete bimbo twits!

The slave returned with the drink that he commanded of her. She stopped and knelt several feet away and spoke, “Master, may this lowly slut bring you your drink”? The Man looked confused and then glared at the slave. “I already ordered you to bring me the drink you silly twit. Do I have to order you to bring it to me more than once”? ~ Onlinisms of Gor, Page 29

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As the slave began to sweeten the rim of the bowl a tremor moved through her body. Her eyes glazed over as she continued to press the bowl against her heat. Soon her hips were moving uncontrollably as she cried out, “Oh God …. Ohhhh Godddddd …… OHHHHHHH GOOOOODDDDDDDDD !!! A few ehn later, as she was before another customer, she spoke, “How can this girl serve you Master”? The wide eyed man motioned towards her last customer and replied, “I’ll have what he had”. ~ Onlinisms of Gor, Page 151

A couple of corkers below…..

The make believe master put his collar around the husky boy’s neck. “Now remember” he pleaded, “If anybody should ask, you are a girl”. The boy lovingly looked up and smiled. “Oh come on”, the master remarked, “Get up here and keep my lap warm”. ~ Witless of Gor, Page 69

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With a stunned look on his face, eyes blinking in shock, James(LOL)FS asked in disbelief, “Y/you mean there are actual B/books to read about G/gor?” He then reached out and took his sweetened steaming bloodwyne from the subbie that sat before him. ~ Witless of Gor, pg 216

Now, regarding these two….
quote 1 …who said/where is it written that Goreans accepted homosexuality?… (don’t get me wrong here, no dig intended – I admit it – I’m most definately bisexual)

quote 2 … I can say I  have read all the books, done a lot of independant digging around and after a lot of soul searching over a long period of time, have full belief in the Gorean Philosophy (aka Natural Order), but for pitys sake, please tell me that people quoting the books actually read them and are not just the dense piles of alien shit sent to annoy the rest of us that they look like…

*drumroll please* .
….and my absolute personal favourite….

The slave with six sets of initials following her name knelt upon the furs and offered service. The free looked at the girl with confused expressions as they attempted to decipher the many meanings hidden in those initials. When asked what the “OLO” stood for the slut smiled shyly and replied, “Master, that means On Line Only”. James(LOL)FS shook his head at the girl. “Your master needs to reduce some of those initials, slave. There are too many. Take my free collar for instance. It is easy to interpret (LOL) as Lives On Line and FS as Full of Shit.” ~ Initials of Gor, Page 154

Now, I wonder….

1. do I have enough fingers to count the people I know who are FS….?
2. exactly why would someone pretend to be Gorean?
2a. do they actually know how much fucking strength it takes?
2b. do they know how much trust is placed in a [real time] Masters’ hands?
2c. do they know that true kajirae will eventually place unconditional trust in their Master? 2d. do they know that true kajirae have once collared, freely agreed to consensual non-consent?
3. OMG – just read another one…. if i dont stop laughing I will end up losing complete control of my bladder!

Just do me a favour please – check out the site?
In particular Witless of Gor and Stupid Things Non-readers Say